Why is your cat at school today Jimmy

The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”

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If you spend more quality time with your computer than your partner, this will be especially relevant to your interests.

How can I stop my partner cracking jokes after he climaxes?

How can I stop my partner cracking jokes after he climaxes?

I enjoy making love with my partner except for one thing – he cannot help cracking jokes just after he climaxes. I hate having the moment destroyed by a stupid “knock knock” riddle or something equally unromantic. I want to bask in the afterglow – how can I get him to take the whole thing a bit more seriously?

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