Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? A: Undocumented democrats.
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The Country!
Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? A: No drink JUST ICE!
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: “Don’t be sad, Obama’s foreign policy killed me too”
Q: Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? A: Barackoli
Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears. A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President.
Q: Why won’t Barack Obama be celebrating his 51st birthday? A: Republicans won’t let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama’s age!
Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A: He thought Barry sounded too American. U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S. currency. So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card? What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare? A URLologist
Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common? A: They are both trying to screw everybody!
Q: What’s the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare? A: The name.
Q: Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry? A: Because his shareholders are the American people!
Q: Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People? A: Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!
Q: Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate? A: He accidently smoked it.
Q: How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle Robinson? A: He got down on one knee and said “I don’t wanna be Obama self.
Q: How do you know your doctor is not a fan of Obama’s Health Care Plan? A: He/she has remodeled the waiting room with death paneling.
Q: Why can’t Obama dance? A: Cause he has two leftist feet.
Q: What’s more unacceptable than another 4 years of Obamacare? A: Another 8 years of Romneycare! Dear Women voters, Barack Obama lives in a house full of women. Mitt Romney has binders full of women.
Q: How is Obama going to make the tabacco industry pay for health care reform? A: By allowing Marlboro Miles to be redeemed for health care coverage!
Q: How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform? A: By giving their mistresses free breast implants! Q: Will health care be different under Barack Obama’s new reforms? A: No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then!
Q: Why is Healthcare reform so important to the enigmatic Barack Obama? A: His pregnant mom was turned away from many hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger!
Q: Why is it pointless for Barack Obama to hold Senior Citizens Q & A sessions on the internet? A: Because microwave ovens don’t have internet connections!
Q: Under Obama’s health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions? A: Certainly, as long as they don’t require any treatment!
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